June 15, 2021

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30 hilarious conversations from porn scenes

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1. In a gay pornography:

““ Hey, Dave, excellent to see you. You’’ re looking high.””

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“ Yeah, I ’ ve been playing a great deal of basketball.””

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2. “ Omg your asshole is so hot! ”

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“ You believed my asshole was cold? ”

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3. Alien female: “ Don ’ t relocation or I ’ ll shoot you with my sex ray weapon. ”

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Guy: “ No, not the sex ray weapon!””

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Woman: shoots

Guy: “ I havea boner! ”

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Youcan ’ t make this crap up. I in fact invested cash to lease the damn motion picture at a video shop! Pornography from 20 years ago certainly had its downs and ups. I desire a sex ray weapon too!

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4. The very first time I&heard a chick state, “ Oh yeah, provide me that fucking infant batter! ” I passed away. I couldn ’ t even” complete I was chuckling so hard.

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5. There ’ s this one motion picture where a woman’captures her sweetheart and her mother fucking and she goes on this out of breath tirade about how they ’ ve never ever treated her with any regard. While they ’ re still fucking naturally.

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6&. ““ This isn ’ t a beach, it ’ s a bath tub.”

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“ No body of water is safe without a lifeguard.””

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“ It ’ s 2 feet deep girl, what’’ re you doing here? ”

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7. “ Fuck me like among your french women! ” Yeah … I ’ m not pleased with that a person however whatever works.

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8. “ I miss your uncle a lot. You advise me of him. ”

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“ Well he is my uncle, it “’ s in our genes.””

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“ Speaking of genes’( denims), I desire”to get inyours. ”

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* rubs leg *

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“ Well, theseare shorts. ”

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9. A man began the lady ’ s nose then stated&, “ Looks like you sneezed. ”

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I chuckled so hard, penis in hand.

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10. Classic pornography situation– lady orders pizza, lady can ’ t spend for pizza.

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Her: “ Why wear ’ t you simply hang and remain out? ”

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Him: “ Lady, I ’ ve got a task to do. I can ’ t simply blow off work. ”

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Her: “ I ’ ve got PBR. ”

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Him: “ PBR? Fuckin ’ A! ”

11. Guy: I’’ m gon na fuck you in the ass.

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Girl: But I poop from there.

Guy: Not today you wear’’ t.

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12. Once this lady was impersonating a mathematics instructor and it specified where she had an interest in a trainee and shit, and anyways she begins unzipping his trousers and he states, “ What about the lesson? ” And she responded with ” “ That ’ s gon na be worthless to you anyways. ”

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13. I wear ’ t keep in mind precisely, however it was something to the result of: “ Can you make me a sandwich? I attempted, however this&is a left-handed knife and I am right-handed. ”

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14. A female in a workplace was consuming a glass of milk, so the one in charge who had like a Slavic accent shows up and states, “ So you like milk? ” and after she reacts he simply takes the glass continues to put his penis inside it.

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15 . The chick was getting pounded from behind and kept shrieking, “ Oh God, ” over and over.

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And then the&person resembled, “ There is no God here, ” and kept going.

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I dunno why, however it made me laugh.

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16. From a Nixon-themed porno:

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Guy who looks slightly like Nixon: “ I am not a scoundrel! ”

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Woman riding him: “ No you ’ re not, ’ cause I ’ m providing you my ass. ”

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17. There was a chick that attempted to take a guy ’ s cars.

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Dude busted&the chick, she asked if there was anything she might do to ensure he didn ’ t turn her in.

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He proposes getting some ass and he would even offer her the vehicle.

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They fuck.

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Then she requests for the secrets and the man digs in his bag and takes out the ignition switch and wires( he took the automobile).

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18. “ Watch how quickly the knife chops through the carrots. ”

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“ I dunno, exists something larger and more difficult you can reveal me? ”

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““ This titanium rod. ”

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19. “ Are you major? In front of my salad? ”

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20. Mother approaches children bed room door.

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Mother: What are you performing in there?

Sister is Fucking Brother.

Sister: Nothing Mom! Simply Masturbating!

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Mother: Oh, well all the best!

Mother leaves the door.

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21. Girl: “ Fuck me. ”

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Guy: “ Gross, no. ”

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Guy behind the video camera: ““ John, please.”

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22. “ Knock knock. ”

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“ Whos there? ”

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“ Sherwood. ”

“ Sherwood who? ”

. “ Sherwood like you to“come by here”and drawour dicks. ”

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23. One time I was seeing a pornography where the guy is fucking his stepmom and she takes a look at him and states, “ Don ’ t feel odd, feel excellent. ”

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I still “utilize’that line, even beyond sexual contexts.

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24. Taps cock on woman ’ s forehead: “ Knock, hellip &knock; daddy ’ s house! ”

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25. “ I sanctuary ’ t seen carpet in a restroom in a long period of time, that’’ s incredible! ”

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26. “ How about a Scooby Snack?’ ”

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“ Nooo. ”

”“How about 2 Scooby Snacks? ”

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““ Nooooooo. ”

““ Well, what if I revealed you my ass? ”

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“ … Okaaay. ”

Fred takes a look at them from the chauffeur ’ s seat.

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27. When persuaded me to touch his family pet dragon, “ A male. It ended up being his penis.””

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28. “ Please put on ’ t inform anybody I was fucking a fruit. ”

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29. My good friend directed and starred in a porno where she plays a gotten away psychological client. Another female errors her for her gynecologist and lets her offer her a pelvic test. My good friend put her ear to the other girl ’ s vaginal area and stated, “ I can hear the ocean! ”

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30. Someone from off-screen stating: “ Stay in character. ”  TC mark

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